my english teacher had us do a compo on, 'my first experience of sorrow'. this was the conversation that took place. this is certainly impromtu as i've got no idea why i'm wirtting the convo down.
ernest: so, who died ?
deshun: no one died !
ernest: it's not called sorrow if no one died. see, in my compo, my dog died, in clifton's compo, his cat died, in shuxin's compo, her hamster died.
clifton: what am i suppose to write next !? 'my cat got run over by a truck and it died ??'
me: a cat has nine lives u know ? so...
ernest: so ! i waited down there while 8 cars run over my cat, and i'm counting as each car go by. '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.' THERE ! it's finally dead.
this is dumb.
and i am
THIS bored !
from the show
'punchline':
'i don't care how many thousands they spend on their hair ! because they're DEBUTANTS'
'i don't care how many men they divorce ! that's because they're DEBUTANTS'
'i don't care how they starve themselves to death and waste their youth away just as so to appear thin on the screen ! that's because they're DEBUTANTS !'
'i don't hate anybody !'
'in fact, i'm more of a hate stylist if u will, thank you'
TOM HANKSi bet what i wrote above doesn't make much sense. BUT ! it was hilarious. it's standup comedy.
i managed to name everyone of my softtoys succesfully without forgetting any of their names. i know it's weird. so, shut up !
